Good question: Where is "all the blood"?
"It's a little much."
Horny goat weed, y'all!
"Happy New Year, mahfahkkaz!"
Don't tell Nana!
Luke, I am your nana.
Do they know it's Christmas? Sure. Do they know what a Glee mash-up is? DOUBT IT.
Much like many year-end lists, Grandpa Al hates Skrillex, tolerates Foster the People.
The Bee Gees? Alice Cooper? Hall & Oates? All over 60 years old.
Because old people can be slutty, drunk, and ridiculous, too.
She's tearing up the Paris nightclub scene, and she is incredible.
Headliners: Coldplay, Tool, and the Beastie Boys.
They give us hope that our golden years might offer something a little livelier than sponging off our children and clucking over our empty 401(k).
It was old people all along!
Kanye, Lupe, and O.J.