The hard way.
Take Back the Night's lawyer sent a letter to the "Take Back the Night" singer.
"What is the next stop on her tour, Syria?"
Going against The Voice, Simon's show actually drew its smallest audience ever.
"To those that purchased the flawed cover, congratulations are in order. You’ve inadvertently got yourself a real collector’s item there."
Sorry, we nominated you for a prestigious award by accident. Please withdraw to preserve our integrity.
"Planning escape from Japanese custody. It's bloody hard to dig a tunnel with a chopstick."
Do the opposite of what he does, basically.
Seth MacFarlane's animated trio had been set for Hurricane Sunday Night.
After Anderson Cooper points out that it's the worst.
"I sat down and watched the whole thing, and I kept saying, 'Who the hell cut this thing?'"
She actually loved the last season of 'Big Love.'
Unless this woman was once pantsed on national TV, this was surely most embarrassing moment of her life.
That's why they booed him off the stage.
Want to see R. Kelly live at the Wang Theatre?
As if Dave weren't already beating Conan badly enough in the ratings.
An Australian performance of 'Streetcar' ended early last night after Blanche-playing Cate Blanchett was accidentally whacked on the head.
Whose gaffe was worse last night, Ryan Seacrest's or Seth Rogen's?
Officials at Pittsburgh's Duquesne University are up in arms today over the book's fictional drunken-gang-rape scene, to which their college plays host.
Turns out you can sue if a late-night comedy show advocates your murder on live television!
According to the guy who wrote the story for 'The Dark Knight,' Cher probably isn't playing Catwoman in the sequel.
DC Comics has ordered a recall of the entire print because censored profanities are clearly visible through the black bars.
Sadly, there will be no Weeds post today — our recapper got stoned and missed last night's episode. Sorry guys!