- 8/22/07 /
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‘Trapped in the Closet’ Chapter 21: The Boring Part
Another day, another dispatch from the brilliant imagination of Robert Sylvester Kelly.
Overnights
- 8/21/07 /
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‘The Closer’: Crime Does Not Pay Off
Closer fans were treated to an hour-long snooze-fest.
- 8/21/07 /
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Will J.J. Abrams's ‘Cloverfield’ Be a Jurassic Farce?
Ever since J.J. Abrams's Cloverfield wrapped two weeks ago, it's been hard to uncover any new, concrete information — so how about some baseless gossip?
- 8/21/07 /
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‘The Daily Show’ Jumps the Sand Shark
Yesterday The Daily Show pulled a fairly impressive publicity stunt.
- 8/21/07 /
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‘Weeds’: Catfight!
Some nasty, legitimately disturbing stuff went down in Agrestic last night.
- 8/20/07 /
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‘Trapped in the Closet’ Chapters 18–20: You Can Do It, Pimp Luscious!
Three more reasons R. Kelly's genius shines with the brilliance of a million suns.
- 8/20/07 /
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‘Big Love’: More Apostasy, Less Serenity and Joy
Once again, Bill's in hot water, Margene's been caught in a lie, and Big Love is spinning its favorite narrative trick: the huge gathering gone horribly, horribly awry.
- 8/20/07 /
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The ‘Entourage’ Guilt/Pleasure Index: Less Drama, More Gold
This week's episode, "Snow Job," is delightfully chock-full of vintage Ari, and delightfully free of Turtle and Drama.
- 8/17/07 /
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‘Trapped in the Closet’ Chapter Seventeen: You're Lucky We Like This Shit
He decided not to shot them because he likes lesbians? You won't see that in High School Musical 2!
- 8/17/07 /
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‘So You Think You Can Dance’: America Votes for Someone Competent, Makes History
The couch potatoes of America continually eat the wrong foods, buy the wrong cars, and elect the wrong politicians. Which makes it really nothing short of a miracle that after 16 million votes, they picked the right winner for So You Think You Can Dance.
- 8/16/07 /
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‘Trapped in the Closet’ Chapter Sixteen: Oh Snap!
Another day, another magnificent chapter of R. Kelly's serialized hip-hopera.
- 8/16/07 /
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‘So You Think You Can Dance’: New York Represents
You’d have thought a biased New York bookie had plotted last night’s show:
- 8/15/07 /
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‘Trapped in the Closet’ Chapter Fifteen: Up in Smoke
Another day, another magnificent chapter of R. Kelly's serialized hip-hopera.
- 8/14/07 /
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‘The Closer’: We Will Not Be Sated by a Shower Scene
Note to The Closer’s writers: Just because you finally dropped the early-menopause bomb and delivered a super-gory episode last week doesn’t mean you should hand things over to the interns and go out for cocktails.
- 8/14/07 /
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‘Big Love’: Our Weasel Proves How Dirty He Really Is
In this fantastic episode, Bill Hendrickson sends each sister-wife into a wormhole of insecurity.
- 8/14/07 /
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‘So You Think You Can Dance’: Secret Elimination
Since Hollywood is a town full of blabbermouths, the show took drastic measures to guarantee the confidentiality of last night’s results.
- 8/14/07 /
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‘Trapped in the Closet’ Chapter Fourteen: Like a Dickens Novel
Another day, another magnificent chapter of R. Kelly's serialized hip-hopera.
- 8/14/07 /
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Is ‘Weeds’ High on Its Own Supply?
"Silas, where is the 'dry cleaning'? I need every last bag of clothing or my boss is going to kill me. Just shoot me dead. You got that? Dead."
- 8/13/07 /
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‘Trapped in the Closet’ Chapter Thirteen: Wackier Than a Fish With Mammary Glands
Ladies and gentlemen, the cultural event of the year is upon us — today begins the continuation of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet saga!
- 8/13/07 /
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The ‘Entourage’ Guilt/Pleasure Index: The Golds Communicate Their Feelings
Presenting the Entourage manifesto.
- 8/9/07 /
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‘So You Think You Can Dance’: No Mercy
We’re fixated on Nigel’s teeth, Mary’s upper lip, and the crotch shots in the opening credits. Oh, wait. We’re supposed to be watching the dancers!
- 8/7/07 /
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‘Big Love’: Somebody Give Chloë Sevigny an Emmy!
"I know how to submit and that's why I'm happy."
- 8/7/07 /
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‘The Closer’: Female Trouble
Brenda’s medical mystery is solved, mostly!
- 8/6/07 /
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The ‘Entourage’ Plot-o-Matic 3000 Is Hard at Work
"Here's a bunch of stuff that happened over the last few weeks, while we try to figure out how to stretch this season to twenty episodes."
- 8/3/07 /
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‘So You Think You Can Dance’: America Wrong, As Per Usual
We’ve got a grudge with America now.