He thinks he'll be dead before that happens.
Who would the guitarist want to play him in a film?
Even though photographers ask him to write them all the time.
But they don't get too far.
"I don't deserve to be working in this industry."
"When I was onstage, I broke a doll's head and I got sliced through my fingers."
Gere touched Shannon Kane's stomach to make sure she was centered before filming a dirty scene.
He's presenting at the awards show and hatched a plan.
"Peter, my husband, was like, 'Uh, are they going to ask you to go stand on Broadway and Houston with flyers?"
She befriends police officers to rid the streets of skinny drug dealers. Not because they're drug dealers, but because they're skinny.
He wanted to be an actor all along.
"I think David Chase would probably hang himself before he let such a thing happen," says Edie Falco.
"They asked me to come by, I said send me a ticket. And that's all I can tell you."
He's doing his own stunts.
Even though she's won practically every big award this year.
"I once saved a beautiful girl by having the oven blow up in my face and not hers," he told us.
She used to say yes to everything when she lived here. Now she doesn't.
Especially when you lose an award.
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"As far as I'm concerned, Jack Bauer is the James Bond of America," says '24' director Brad Turner.
"She really is invested in those people that she studies and stuff, and I found that to be so beautiful."
Morgan Freeman: "I want to express my appreciation to the NBR for not settling for George Clooney."
"[The meetup] confirmed a few things I already suspected, which was, like, girls love a really smokin’ body and everybody loves pizza."
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He says several other things, also.
"When Rob comes by, stick out a foot, trip him, and when Rob is down on the ground, ask him that question: 'Why didn’t you cast nobodies in these parts?'"