- 12/1/09 /
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New Service to Allow Consumers to Wager Real Money on Weekend Box-Office Results
Quick, someone check Paul Dergarabedian's pulse!
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- 7/1/09 /
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Paul Dergarabedian Lands the MJ Interview the World Has Been Waiting For
It's nothing short of spectacular.
- 6/30/09 /
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Paul Dergarabedian Catches Pottermania
Muggles everywhere, rejoice!
- 3/9/09 /
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So Is Watchmen a Hit or Not?
Nobody knows!
- 1/28/09 /
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How Exactly Did Clint Eastwood Spend Gran Torino’s $35 Million Budget?
It certainly didn't go to securing the world's best actors, that's for sure.
- 10/13/08 /
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‘Chihuahua’ Still Top Dog
We hope you like terrible headlines like the one above because 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' is once again No. 1 at the box office!
- 10/10/08 /
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Paul Dergarabedian Is Rich!
Paul D. sold Media by Numbers!
- 9/8/08 /
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Crappiest Box-Office Weekend in Seven Years Gives Paul Dergarabedian a Much-Deserved Break
With the record-breaking success of 'The Dark Knight' this summer, 'Bangkok Dangerous' finally gives Paul D. an easy weekend.
- 7/23/08 /
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Will the Continued Success of ‘The Dark Knight’ Force Paul Dergarabedian to Work on a Weekday?
'Knight' made $25 million on Monday. We certainly hope Paul D. brought his phone with him to the beach!
- 7/21/08 /
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‘The Dark Knight’ Breaks All Records; Paul Dergarabedian Miraculously Survives
The latest Batman film earned $155 million in three days, and Paul D., astoundingly, did not explode.
- 7/18/08 /
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Save Paul Dergarabedian! Don’t Go to the Movies This Weekend
How can you avert the horrible explosion of poor Paul Dergarabedian?
- 4/3/08 /
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Vulture's Summer Movie Review
The Vulture Department of Predicting the Future is pleased to reveal the critical reaction and box-office results of summer 2008's biggest popcorn flicks.
- 12/20/07 /
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The Vatican Gives Two Thumbs Down to ‘The Golden Compass’
- 10/29/07 /
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Weekend Box Office: Paul Dergarabedian Can Count in Roman Numerals
- 10/22/07 /
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Paul Dergarabedian Is Aware of Halloween
- 10/15/07 /
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Sylvester Stallone Actually Somewhat Intelligible on the Telephone
- 10/15/07 /
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Box-Office Champ Tyler Perry Helps the ‘Times’ Learn About Black People
- 10/1/07 /
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Ben Silverman Darkly Threatens to Bring Back ‘Scrubs’
- 9/10/07 /
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‘Shoot 'Em Up’ Flops, and It's All Your Fault
- 9/4/07 /
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