Which basically crosses The Voice with The Bachelor.
We make unsettling predictions for what would happen to Snooki et al., if allowed to continue for one more season.
Who knew deejaying was so emotional?
Plus: Chelsea Handler left Andy Richter a little nervous with her dirty come-ons, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Attending the two-day iHeartRadio festival in Las Vegas was like scanning through old-time Top 40 radio.
Plus: Alexander Skarsgard drawls out his native Swedish tongue, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Sure, that makes perfect sense.
No really, that's him.
Love and basketball, ya'll.
"I’d lose the whole dance floor. I’d get booed off the stage."
Sorry, Snooki, he beat you.
Also, MTV is mulling more 'Jersey Shore' spinoffs.
Will Snooki get jeals?
"Justin Bieber, yo."
"I’m putting Vaseline on my face, I’m taking my earrings outs, I’m putting my hair up, and I’m beating the crap out of her."
Our high hopes for the season, versus what it will likely be.
Understandably, they're all trying to get the most out of their fifteen minutes. Who's doing the best job of it? An investigation.
But you didn't really need them to tell you that.
In which New Jersey city would you find the Newark Airport?
Snooki needs a bodyguard for her trips to Applebees!
Poor Ron Ron!