"You don't have to be gay to know that that is a gorgeous, sexy beast, and he's everything we want to be."
What the comedian learned over the agonizing six months before hearing that he will host a show after Conan this fall.
It will follow Conan and be produced by Conan.
"Let’s just do what we think is funny and worry about the complaints later."
This one would be hosted by comedian Pete Holmes.
Don Draper bowls now.