"Things are too quiet. What can I do?"
"Farts just like Dad used to make." (Their words, not ours.)
Note to self: Always take the stairs.
IRL? Not so cute.
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"I don't want the pants on!"
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He's in trouble for tweeting a fake number.
It's okay to laugh.
Parents of children: Beware this dude. His name is Kev, and he's an imbecile.
Hall and Oates finally enter tech-meme territory.
Stop whatever you're doing, especially if you're Tebowing. NEW PRANK ON DECK!
The rapper pulled an M.I.A. vs. Lynn Hirschberg.
R.I.P., soft-serve ice-cream cones.
Clever. And disturbing.
"Left ... right ... left ... right."
The classic stuffed-pants-for-celebrity-interview gag.