Who doesn't want to shave a poodle to look like The Simpsons?
"I worked at a puppy/kitty nursery in Tampa, Fla."
No, Tom Hardy.
There's a picture!
We repeat: puppies.
By crashing an Heiress matinee.
Whereas the Puppy Bowl is for those less concerned with the Super Bowl, Puppy Christmas is for EVERYBODY. Because look at them!
Michael Bay to the rescue, sort of!
"Gracing the sidelines for the first time ever are bunny rabbit cheerleaders, and flying high above the stadium are hamsters flying a miniature blimp."
After movies about cars, rats, and waste-disposal robots, we suppose it's nice to see one about an adorable puppy for once.