After the Bond producers objected to the idea of a Bond baby, theaters are banning kids from Bond screenings.
According to 'Quantum of Solace' director Marc Forster, Paul Haggis wanted to give 007 a baby.
Okay, now we're getting excited about the new Bond movie — or its first few minutes, anyway.
Plus: Why making a Mötley Crüe movie is a serious moral issue.
Jack White and Alicia Keys's theme song for 'Quantum of Solace' is worse than we expected.
Is this the first Bond movie with an actual plot?
Amy Winehouse is mad her Bond theme lost out to Jack White's. Vulture counts down five good ones that were also nixed.
Plus: Jack White and Alicia Keys sing the 'Quantum of Solace' theme song.
Wait, we're actually supposed to remember stuff from other Bond movies?
It's hard to know how to respond to a tragedy. But don't respond this way.
Plus: Finally, someone understands what "quantum of solace" means!
Plus: Paul Haggis!
Plus: New Kanye video!
Plus: Mose Schrute has a blog! It's about baseball.
This could be the My Dinner With Andre of Bond films!