- 1/11/11 /
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Why Are You Ruining Andrew Garfield’s Life?
"Those events that look like so much fun in the photos you see — it's mostly people looking over their shoulders at everyone. They're miserable, those parties."
Quote Machine
- 1/4/11 /
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Quote Machine: Udo Kier Edition
"I don’t want too many directions on how to act with Pamela Anderson. Can I just smell her in the film?"
- 11/10/10 /
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Betty White’s Comeback Reaches Its Thrilling Apex
Plus: Paul Auster not listening to critics.
- 11/5/10 /
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Jennifer Lopez Not Quite Sure What ‘Superstar’ Means
Plus: Judd Apatow is so not punk rock.
- 11/4/10 /
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Jake Gyllenhaal Kick-starts Anne Hathaway’s Oscar Campaign
Plus: Will Ferrell, shoplifter.
- 11/3/10 /
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Kanye Catches 127 Hours Fever
Plus: Whoopi Goldberg no rocket scientist.
- 11/2/10 /
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Justin Bieber Corrects the Record, Finally
Plus: 'SpongeBob Squarepants' makes model cry.
- 11/1/10 /
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Quote Machine
Plus: Justin Bieber wants to set the record straight.
- 10/28/10 /
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Chris Pine Saves Runaway Burrito
Plus: Betty White, stair master.
- 10/27/10 /
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James Lipton to Blame for Noomi Rapace’s Interviews
Plus: False-teeth tips from Helena Bonham Carter.
- 10/25/10 /
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Semi-Incestuous Modern Family Crush Narrowly Avoided
Plus: Waiting 30 minutes to respond to texts doesn't help Taylor Swift either.
- 10/22/10 /
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‘How Strange’ That Nobody Wants Wesley Snipes for a Blade Sequel
Plus: Universal to just call everything the "Bourne" something.
- 10/21/10 /
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Jason Schwartzman Prefers His Male Nudity Letterboxed
Plus: Are angels fans of 'Outsourced'?
- 10/20/10 /
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Taylor Swift’s Boyfriends Were Warned About Her Meanness
Plus: T-Pain gives nacho advice.
- 10/15/10 /
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Actors These Days Are Always Mumbling Around Ernest Borgnine
Plus: A-Trak better at D.J.-ing in real life than in video games.
- 10/14/10 /
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Tina Fey to Sleep Through Tonight’s 30 Rock
Plus: Chilean miners' rescue calls for #fistpumps.
- 10/13/10 /
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Daniel Radcliffe to Sleep With Co-stars
Plus: Don't let John Malkovich near horses.
- 10/8/10 /
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Jane Lynch to Steal Don Draper’s Identity
Plus: Kristin Chenoweth not a scientist.
- 10/7/10 /
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Zach Galifianakis Does Double Duty
Plus: Zach Galifianakis has no problem sleeping with his directors.
- 10/6/10 /
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Taylor Swift’s Personal Life a Roller-Coaster Ride of Names, Dates, Times
Plus: Martha Plimpton coins the phrase "beige trash."
- 10/5/10 /
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Josh Duhamel Would Rather Be Kissing Josh Kelley
Plus: Zack Snyder feels super awesome.
- 10/1/10 /
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Guillermo del Toro Will Bring Hellboy 3 to You
Plus: Guy from the Avett Brothers blown away by all this banjo-playing.
- 9/30/10 /
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Ronnie Impugns Chair’s Dancing Ability
Plus: Hamilton Leithauser doesn't like Ice-T as much as he used to.
- 9/29/10 /
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Killing People a Real Stress-Reliever for Michael C. Hall
Plus: "Jane Lynch scares me."
- 9/28/10 /
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Jason Schwartzman Not Even Famous Enough to Have Pizza Delivered
Plus: Mark Ronson to say horrible things about self.