"Those events that look like so much fun in the photos you see — it's mostly people looking over their shoulders at everyone. They're miserable, those parties."
"I don’t want too many directions on how to act with Pamela Anderson. Can I just smell her in the film?"
Plus: Paul Auster not listening to critics.
Plus: Judd Apatow is so not punk rock.
Plus: Will Ferrell, shoplifter.
Plus: Whoopi Goldberg no rocket scientist.
Plus: 'SpongeBob Squarepants' makes model cry.
Plus: Justin Bieber wants to set the record straight.
Plus: Betty White, stair master.
Plus: False-teeth tips from Helena Bonham Carter.
Plus: Waiting 30 minutes to respond to texts doesn't help Taylor Swift either.
Plus: Universal to just call everything the "Bourne" something.
Plus: Are angels fans of 'Outsourced'?
Plus: T-Pain gives nacho advice.
Plus: A-Trak better at D.J.-ing in real life than in video games.
Plus: Chilean miners' rescue calls for #fistpumps.
Plus: Don't let John Malkovich near horses.
Plus: Kristin Chenoweth not a scientist.
Plus: Zach Galifianakis has no problem sleeping with his directors.
Plus: Martha Plimpton coins the phrase "beige trash."
Plus: Zack Snyder feels super awesome.
Plus: Guy from the Avett Brothers blown away by all this banjo-playing.
Plus: Hamilton Leithauser doesn't like Ice-T as much as he used to.
Plus: "Jane Lynch scares me."
Plus: Mark Ronson to say horrible things about self.