- 8/17/10 /
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Avatar’s Sex Scene to Disappoint Fans of ‘Horizontal Bopping’
Plus: Taylor Momsen vexed by Rihanna's outerwear.
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- 8/16/10 /
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M. Night Shyamalan’s European Sensibility Appreciated by Japanese
Plus: Taylor Lautner a big fan of kissing Robert Pattinson's girlfriend.
- 8/13/10 /
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Justin Bieber Is Like the White Tupac
Plus: Pee Wee Herman uses "science" to explain why that wasn't him masturbating.
- 8/12/10 /
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You’ll Have to Try Harder Than That to Secretly Record Jessica Szohr
Plus: Sofia Vergara on freaky-looking people.
- 8/11/10 /
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Kiernan Shipka Has Seen Parts of Mad Men
Plus: Christopher Walken to blame for Kat Dennings's acting.
- 8/10/10 /
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Snooki Wishes Obama Would Stop Keeping Her on the Down Low
Plus: Joan Rivers can see Britney Spears's future.
- 8/9/10 /
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What Has Two Thumbs and a Beef With Audrey Hepburn?
Plus: Leonardo DiCaprio was totally fine with miming sex with Kate Winslet in front of her husband.
- 8/6/10 /
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Ryan Reynolds Saves Life of Green Lantern Screenwriter
Plus: Can Jack White offer you a drink?
- 8/5/10 /
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Ron Artest’s Heart Will Go On
Plus: Katy Perry on her strict no-sex-with-crucifixes policy.
- 8/4/10 /
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Michael Cera Will Let Some Other Schmuck Ruin Ghostbusters
Plus: Sorry, ladies — time to change that George Clooney screen saver.
- 8/3/10 /
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Drugs to Blame for Mike Tyson’s Career Renaissance
Plus: Uncle Phil has a great idea.
- 8/2/10 /
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Lady Gaga Has This Weird Thing That If She Sleeps With Someone, They’re Going to Take Her Creativity From Her Through Her Vagina
Plus: Christina Hendricks puts on her nicest duds.
- 7/30/10 /
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M. Night Shyamalan: Exactly Like Michael Jordan
Plus: The Situation an inspiration.
- 7/29/10 /
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Diddy the Clear Choice to Replace Simon Cowell
Plus: Of course Tom Hardy has had sex with a man.
- 7/28/10 /
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Jon Hamm Eager to Play Catch, Wear Chaps
Plus: Katy Perry makes an important distinction.
- 7/27/10 /
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Zac Efron Not Yet Qualified to Wear Tights
Plus: Ke$ha still saying things.
- 7/26/10 /
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M.I.A. Still No Fan of Lady Gaga
Plus: M.I.A. still not a fan of Lady Gaga.
- 7/23/10 /
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Vincent Kartheiser Finally Breaks Down and Buys a Toilet
Plus: Bob Dylan's son says some stuff.
- 7/22/10 /
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Justin Bieber to Blame for Next Detox Delay
Plus: 'Son of Scarface' possibly coming soon.
- 7/21/10 /
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Peggy’s Hair Portends Best-Ever Season of Mad Men
Plus: Kevin Kline brings the sexlessness.
- 7/20/10 /
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Drake the Perfect Person to Play Obama, Says Drake
Plus: Javier Bardem finally finds true love.
- 7/16/10 /
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Michael Cera Wanted to Sax Up Wall Street 2
Plus: Miley Cyrus no fan of 'Twilight.'
- 7/15/10 /
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Jay Baruchel Getting Tired of How Repulsive He Is
Plus: David Duchovny sexy enough to have chemistry with a wall.
- 7/14/10 /
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Fans of Placenta Biting to Be Disappointed by Twilight 4
Plus: Leonardo DiCaprio will eat after the avalanche.
- 7/13/10 /
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Like, Maybe Pauly Shore Could Be the West Coast’s Woody Allen, You Know What He Means?
Plus: Robert Pattinson too tall to play Kurt Cobain.