- 4/30/10 /
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Emily Mortimer to Steer Clear of Shite From Now On
Plus: Mickey Rourke on Genghis Khan, dog lover.
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- 4/29/10 /
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Mickey Rourke Stays Spoiler-Free
Plus: Don Cheadle to just make stuff up about Miles Davis.
- 4/28/10 /
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Ryan Phillippe Highly Underrated As a Rapper, Says Ryan Phillippe
Plus: Bill Murray still not interested in 'Ghostbusters 3.'
- 4/27/10 /
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Spoiler Alert: Lost Finale to Take Place at Chuck E. Cheese
Plus: Michael Caine Googles self.
- 4/26/10 /
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Lindsay Lohan and David Hasselhoff Just Weren’t Made for These Times
Plus: Whitney Houston's crappy singing is all her friend's fault.
- 4/23/10 /
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Joe Jackson Not Buying the Hype on Michael’s Cirque du Soleil Show
Plus: Taylor Momsen basically the next Kurt Cobain.
- 4/22/10 /
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Justin Bieber: Lazy
Plus: M.I.A. to release Animal Collective album.
- 4/21/10 /
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No Crap Trailers for Fox’s Other Movies on James Cameron’s DVDs
Plus: Shatner to go out signing autographs.
- 4/20/10 /
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MGMT Bravely Promote Stupid New Album
'The Hobbit' coming right along, says Peter Jackson.
- 4/19/10 /
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Not Even Babies Safe From New Jennifer Lopez Album
Plus: Sulu gets sexy.
- 4/16/10 /
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Mickey Rourke Claims Pet Parrot and Russian Vacation As Business Expenses
Plus: Julia Roberts rewrites Eat Pray Love script to include more eating.
- 4/15/10 /
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Coldplay Owes Career to Michael Stipe Pants Tip
Plus: Werner Herzog making the 'Avatar' of cave movies.
- 4/14/10 /
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JFK Reincarnated As Person With Questionable Taste in Jewelry
Plus: Rufus Wainwright outs 50 Cent.
- 4/13/10 /
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Heidi Montag Is Going to Be a Very Successful Screenwriter
Plus: Pierce Brosnan wasn't a very good James Bond, says Pierce Brosnan.
- 4/12/10 /
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Robert Downey Jr. Doing Nothing to Play Down Public’s Perception of Mickey Rourke As a Crazy Person
Plus: Russell Crowe has a perfectly good excuse as to why he's not wearing tights.
- 4/9/10 /
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Comic Books, to Nicolas Cage, Are the Jungian Archetypes for the Modern Age
Plus: Meatloaf on his debilitating prudishness.
- 4/8/10 /
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Beyoncé Could Have It So Much Better
Plus: Nobody did anything to Demi Moore's face.
- 4/7/10 /
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Never Ask Nicolas Cage What’s in His Vial
Plus: New Justin Long movie sounding great.
- 4/6/10 /
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Jack White Will Never See This Blog Post
Plus: Lady Gaga hasn't slept in three days.
- 4/5/10 /
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Nicolas Cage’s Bad Lieutenant Performance All Miles Davis’s Fault
Plus: Don't ask Ricky Gervais about salads.