Happy New Year, from R. Kelly.
It stands for "Put You Down."
He's featured on a song called "Do What U Want."
"Cookie, cookie, cookie / I'm a Cookie Monster / Break your back / Crack it open like a lobster."
Is this officially the return of "sex jam" R. Kelly? (Yes.)
He watched it and sat "in silence for 10 minutes and then said, 'This is incredible.'"
"We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem."
Trapped on the bookshelf?
You know something is baffling when even the omniscient narrator didn't see it coming.
Hear his new single, "Share My Love."
But he needs money.
He has a new song!
Even JGL (our nickname, we're pretty tight) isn't above the whole goofy-white-guy-does-acoustic-set-of-sexy-R&B-songs thing.
On this homage to classic sixties soul, the loopy Lothario sounds vaguely contrite about something or other that's never specifically named.