Almost every returning show on network TV had fewer viewers than the prior year.
It still beat The Office and Scandal.
They (mis)reported, and viewers decided they didn't care.
Everybody dies, and everybody's ratings eventually decline.
And Revolution did okay, too.
Last night's finale didn't move the needle.
Meanwhile, Red Widow and Celebrity Apprentice both bomb.
Overall audience levels didn't change much, but there was a big bump among those under 35.
Everybody forgot to (hate-) watch
Of course it did!
Stupid Valentine's Day.
From 0 to 5 sparks!
Zombies don't care about the Grammys.
Thirty-eight percent better than Liz Lemon.
Put a scarf on it: The show's dead.
The big blackout didn't help.
While Do No Harm sank to a record low premiere.
Socialism plays well in Obama's America.
4.2 million watched O's big get.
The show had its smallest opening-night audience since 2002.
It was seen by more people than any of the new shows on ABC and Fox Tuesday.
The network is hurting at the start of 2013.
"Yippee ki-yay melon farmer" no more.