Your recap of the recaps.
This week, we learned that the path to “maturity” in the Upper East Side is an incredibly nauseating one.
Commenters were ablaze with well-deserved Humphrey-bashing.
The commenters are unanimously anti-Sage.
For the season-five finale, it’s out with the Dair and in with the Chair.
What happened in this episode again? We couldn’t look away from the growing Humph-fro.
Gossip Girl writers of yester-season have risen from the dead, Bart Bass–style.
If Jack is Daddy Bass, it's proof the GG writers read the recap comments.
The commenter circuit is all for Nate’s awkward new Mother Lover dynamic.
There’s a new princess on the Upper East Side.
Can you sprain a nostril?
Of course Dan didn’t back up his book proposal.
Faker than forgetting to silence your phone during a totally bush league blackmail job.
You commented. We listened.