Paramount’s Jackass 3D earned a retina-separating $50 million over the weekend.
The movie has an aura of hipness and a cast to die (in a hail of gunfire) for, but nothing can quite get it airborne.
Eight other movie subgenres overdue for their old people movies.
"I think the people that run Hollywood are completely befuddled about how to get an audience so they're grasping desperately to the old people."
Plus, Jay Leno admits that he's a big dummy, on our regular late-night roundup.
Especially when the old people are played by Helen Mirren and John Malkovich, among others.
Denzel and ScarJo win big.
He plays a retired black-ops agent pulled back into action just one more time.
Plus: Channing Tatum! Antonio Banderas! Frances McDormand!
Plus: Helen Mirren! The Berenstain Bears! Kirstie Alley!
Plus: Finally, Padma Lakshmi gets a sitcom.