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Sam Pasternack
Oct. 10, 2016
I’m Tired of Being Cast as Young Russell Crowe, by Sam Pasternack
It’s been happening since I was born, when a panicked casting director busted into the maternity ward. She was looking for a newly born baby […]
By Brian Boone
Dec. 7, 2015
Before We Rob This House, Let’s Play Some Skeeball, by Sam Pasternack
Nice work with the alarm system, Jimmy. Let’s start upstairs. These rich guys always keep their valuables close to where they sleep. There, I […]
By Brian Boone
Feb. 18, 2014
The Siren’s Song Of Pie, by Sam Pasternack Hey there, big boy. You look hungry.
Very hungry.
Don’t be troubled by my appearance. I know I may look like the white smoke that rises when […]
By Brian Boone