"For years I have been poked and stabbed with your b-tchfork."
With a chainsaw, shotgun, and improvised blowtorch, respectively.
They already have a charming history together.
From the cast of Moneyball to Glee, check out last night's Red Carpet at the SAG Awards.
Plus: Robert Pattinson could thrust only so much, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Dermot Mulroney and Sarah Hyland of 'Modern Family,' too.
Let us know who you think needs to have a serious talk with their stylist tomorrow.
Plus: Faye from 'Mad Men' could use a drink.
Everyone who's anyone, and anyone who's dressed.