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School
Oct. 23, 2017
Your Daughter Appears to Be Our Daughter’s Kindergänger, So Now We Have […]
Hello, and come in, please! We’re so glad you accepted our invitation to lunch. Can I get you some water or iced tea? We might have a beer or […]
By Brian Boone
July 18, 2016
A Letter to the Editor Regarding School Attendance of Students Whose […]
I’m writing this letter today to object to the proposed legislation, the so-called Fairness in Education for the Parasitically Infected Act, […]
By Brian Boone
Jan. 4, 2016
A Syllabus From a Really Cool Professor, by Zack Stovall
What follows is a syllabus that was discovered following an extensive legal background examination, unearthed from the pages of a textbook […]
By Brian Boone
June 17, 2015
Emerson College Will Offer a BFA in Comedic Arts Next Year Are you a young, bright high school graduate interested in accumulating thousands of dollars in student loan debt all in the name of comedy? If […]
By Megh Wright
May 5, 2014
Ditch Digger University, by Dan Rozier Listen up! Are you tired of parents, relatives, and friends telling you to apply yourself? Do you want an education that works for you? How’s […]
By Brian Boone
Mar. 24, 2014
The Marshmallow Diaries, by Howard Mittelmark Day one: Brought to the Stanford campus with other four-year-olds for “tests” starting tomorrow. All very mysterious. Something about […]
By Brian Boone
Dec. 25, 2013
A Note From the Principal About the Myths of Santa Claus and Democracy, by […] Dear Teachers and Staff,
It’s that time of year when students begin asking questions about Santa Claus. Some are believers, some are doubters, […]
By Brian Boone
Aug. 31, 2012
By Eliot Glazer
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