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Sex Stink and Moral Squalor: How Critics Described the Debauched Spring Breakers
"You can practically smell the police investigation."
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"You can practically smell the police investigation."
Was that rape rape?
We were on a break.
Suffice it to say, dude is knee-deep.
"Boner" fide fun!
It's time to talk about Kalinda and her soft-serve.
Summer may be over, but sex slaves never go out of fashion!
Brace yourself, Shia.
Maybe the "Kill Your Television" people are onto something ...
"Meeting new people is always a wonderful treasure."
Kids pop the darndest booties, yada yada yada.
And the award goes to: Girls! For every sex scene!
Bugs Bunny, you cad!
There's the Meg Ryan we loved so much!
We couldn't be more excited about this song ( ... not excited like that — gross, guys).
A lifetime of R&B will do that to you.
When did sex get so unsexy?
Well, in his defense, is there anywhere in the world sexier than a movie premiere for a children's movie?
We get it, Ke$ha.
NSFW if you really like Mozart.
Alex Trebek, you scallywag, you!
"Somebody talk to Teresa! She's someone's cousin, I think?" —Girls, apparently?
Note to moms everywhere: please don't use "I've" and "satisfied" in a sentence together, no less on a T-shirt.
Steve Harvey put it best: "None of this is making sense to me."
She made the audience really uncomfortable.