He says "tig ole bitties."
"Someone said, 'Hey, here's $7 million, come in and do this genie movie.'"
And that's how you play basketball with Jon Stewart and Shaq.
The guy knows what he likes.
In tails, no less.
Adam Sandler has called on the big fella.
Alternately, "Massive Ogre Nearly Squelches Tiny Doll-boy."
Plus, Stephen Colbert must not have recieved the memo about Doogie Howser not liking girls, on our regular late-night roundup.
"Justin Bieber, ye-es I love you, I hope you like me, I'm your biggest fan."
Shaq's got that musical bug!
The song is "Vanilla Twilight," and the question is "Huh?"
Plus: Tommy Lee is still talking about his sex tape with Pamela Anderson.
Plus: Shaq vs. Michael Phelps.
Plus: Shaq does comedy.
So what is the song of the summer anyway?
Does Shaq's freestyle herald a new era in open-source summer-song creation?