"We're not going to do the obvious. We're going to stay away from it."
He's back. This summer. Really.
But a dude who plays with puppets is still No. 1.
"It's a job."
"I see this as a comedy intervention."
He just put his mansion on the market.
Since Hugh Grant didn't work out.
Tom Sizemore has a good story about him.
"While this asshole is going on stage making a fool of himself, his kids are going to suffer."
You just cannot make everyone happy!
CBS and Warner Bros. have not admitted as much.
Sheen came to Radio City, and eventually, he got booed.
So much for the emperor having no clothes.
What, are you surprised?
Does CBS want him back? Is Fox chasing after him? Vulture is keeping 'em honest.