The Order of the Seven, the third "Snow White" film behind Mirror Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman, has been killed off.
One dwarf complains to Snow, "I would so like to make 'love' in a bed, just once."
We'll pit Mirror Mirror against Snow White and the Huntsman in a variety of categories to pick a winner.
And it may throw you for a loop.
One of the rival Snow White movies has its trailer out first.
It'll be called 'Mirror Mirror' now.
"If you want to push the envelope and make Snow White edgy, I think edgy for whom?" says Tarsem Singh. "Edgy for Disney or edgy for Gasper Noé?"
Also: Armie Hammer with a sword.
Swearengen would never stand for this.
How will you know which witch is which? Let Vulture be your guide!
As 'Snow White and the Huntsman' leapfrogs up the release calendar.
Plus: Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro team up again!
In rival films!?
Pro tip: Don't take it.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the unfairest of them all? It's tough call, because Hollywood's fight over 'Snow White' is getting ugly.