"A certain kind of rodent might be smarter than a studio when it comes to picking projects."
"I'm the lucky one, standing up to speak for all my fellow freaks anxious to win the pub quiz and claim their number one most super-fan tshirt."
Topics included: Drugs. His penis. Rectal itch. Pubic hair.
It wasn't bad.
Meanwhile, Brett Butler high-fived somebody at the University of Arizona commencement speech.
You can't argue with that entrance.
Yes, but which speech felt the longest?