Dan Rydell lives.
Enough Les Miz and Carmen, folks.
Sloth Bowl, anyone?
The legendary opera singer will perform the national anthem.
"She couldn’t conform to that beauty pageant style, and it’s really the only sport that has that aspect to it."
And the source of one of the greatest Law & Orders of all time.
With Bruno Mars, who is headlining.
Our own Julie Klausner forced them to get feminine.
At Fenway Park.
And Yankees sportscaster John Sterling will be doing the play-by-play.
Because of sports.
She performed the newest Sunday Night Football theme song.
"I am f*cking media."
Great, now we have to watch the ESPYs.
Yasiin Bey hopes for a summit meeting with Jay-Z and Harry Belafonte to discuss the arena's effect on Brooklyn.
There's a Social Network in here somewhere ...
Mother of God.
Hot diggity dog, indeed.
Your call, guys.