Darth Vader gets emotional.
Puppet Yoda, we hardly knew ye.
Plus, streaming video from Wal-Mart and a new music app from AOL.
Which means some dude can sell replicas of them.
Take that, John Boehner!
See a wrinkled Silver Surfer, a Segway-riding Flash, and a sad stab at PR by Lando Calrissian.
Yes, that Dark Side.
From 'The Godfather,' 'Empire Strikes Back,' and more.
Vengeance will be his.
Now he's just waiting for new technology to appear.
In 60 years, prequels made from creative decisions to economic decisions and everything in between.
It's crafting for geeks.
The Galactic Empire Times has a full report.
No word from the Stormtrooper.
"It is certain that we cannot escape anguish, for we ARE anguish." –C3PO
Plus, Gary Busey talks some classically awkward smack about Meatloaf, on our regular late-night roundup.
To be fair, Jedi Academy is probably a major drag.
And some intergalactic pastry jokes.
"Try to make it sound like a series of sophisticated bleeps and whistles, okay?"
You'll want to reach out and smack Jar Jar in 3-D.
Did the forcefield just stop to take a breath?
He falls down.
He looks just like Mark Hamill.
Oh, hey, tiny Darth!