Or maybe Usher beats 'em both.
Henry Kissinger is a good sport ... right up until you ask him to make a joke about pancakes.
"The beauty of what they're saying is an accusation that you do not share what's beautiful about yourself."
And smile forever.
How dare it overlap with Thanksgiving!?
By marrying the couple himself!
Like an AMC–Food Network collaboration, brought to you by Jimmy Kimmel.
And then lock him in a basement and demand new Breaking Bad scripts.
Jon Stewart shows up. It's perfect.
House of Cards vs. Colbert Report tag.
"You got me ... So committed was I that Daft Punk was coming, all just to help someone else's show on another network a month from now. "
Make sure you drink lots of water and watch these GIFs.
Last Night on Late Night: Stephen Colbert, Matt Damon, Henry Kissinger Had a ‘Get Lucky’ Dance Party
Colbert doesn't need you to get lucky, Daft Punk!
Colbert and Carell, Danny DeVito, and Mark Wahlberg got soused for your amusement.
Lorna Colbert was 92.
In the late nineties, David Wain and Michaels Ian Black and Showalter set up a weekly showcase where everyone from Louis C.K. to Marc Maron to the UCB to Stephen Colbert would show up.
Plus: Tig Notaro put Conan on hold for a cell-phone call mid-interview, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Alan does LL Cool J's part. Yes, he raps!
Even Jon Stewart weighed in.
Plus: You need to watch Dominic Monaghan figure out it was J.J. Abrams who couldn't keep a secret about a certain Tesla car accident, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Plus: Zach Braff's doppelgänger, Anne Hathaway's ex-con ex-boyfriend, almost landed the actor in trouble at the Les Miz premiere, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Made out of the Words.
Last Night on Late Night: Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon Cemented New Friendship Status With a Duet
Plus: Johnny Depp nearly faced death by runaway horse on the set of The Lone Ranger, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Plus: Jimmy Kimmel gave the @JohnKrasinski Twitter handle to its rightful owner, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Plus: Per Matt Damon, John Krasinski = George Clooney, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.