Look, we're not saying we don't have a rager to go to, but it's always smart to have backup plans.
There's only so much greatness we can stand!
From the big screen, the small screen, and the computer screen.
Is it good enough for Oscar gold?
How many actors have to go the hospital so Spidey might fly?
A worthy sequel, or not so much?
We're taking our DVD copy of 'When Harry Met Sally' to the bunker when the time comes.
The paranoid computer-based adventure of your childhood dreams and fantasies, right?
It's so hard to let go.
What makes you think, "Why do people like that so much?" And what also makes you think, "Why don't more people like this?"
Sorry, 'Rabbit Hole.' We just can't wait any longer!
On this ship, there's only room for one period, question mark, or exclamation point.
Or will staring at the poster for a while do it?
Time for more lists.
Show us just how wrong we are. What hidden gems are we missing?
They're both coming back! Junkies, hang on!
Perfection allows no room for excess punctuation.
Famous talk-doctors just ain't what they used to be.
It's a contest of apples versus oranges, but it looks more like a basket of fruit.
SPOILERS AHEAD if you haven't seen last night's episode ... which you should do. Soon.
"How's he going to hand out the awards with one arm? Awkward!"
Ain't no sociopath like a sociopath pretending she's a socialite.
As of last night, the dark's still on.
The only other movie that anyone saw this weekend ... did you?
"It's not beside the point that you can't have schlongs in an R movie. It's the whole, uh, ballgame in that respect."