(Vulture went ahead and made one.)
Also: Gwen Stefani doll sets and guitar-equipped Taylor Swift.
In what we call "pulling a Shawn Colvin," sing-songy rapper Flo Rida dropped by the Miami leg of Taylor Swift's tour to duet on "Right Round."
The Band Perry, Jason Aldean also win big.
Sunny came home, and we rejoiced.
We salute you, Taylor.
It's her latest hip-hop cover collaboration.
T.I.'s Freedom Tour begins ... at a Taylor Swift concert!
Bieber does it again.
Without Swift, would we still be living in a world with the "hand-heart"?
Plus: Eels, MF Doom, Real Estate ...
And with good reason!
More "It Gets Better" pop.
It's an adaptation of the classic Dr. Seuss story.
Still with the Swift business.
The most deserved musical shamings, rated by the horribleness of the ex in question and the level of revenge achieved.
No, this is a good thing.
See the clip for "Back to December."
Each won four awards.
"Where is this coming from?"
Seriously, we've been wondering about this all day.
Plus: Bad news for Taylor Swift and Beyoncé.
The people have spoken.