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“In America, it is officially reasonable to be afraid of a person just because they’re black.”

▶️ “What do we think historians will be saying about these tweets? I like that you think there will be historians in the future.”

The attorney general doesn’t just look like an elf.

Around the corner from Trump Tower.

“Sorry, Megyn, you’re not the new Barbara Walters.”

“This is the kind of thing that happens in Africa. Just say it!”

He’s bringing back faves like Samantha Bee, Rob Corddry, Jon Stewart, Ed Helms, and John Oliver.

The Daily Show correspondent roasted Trump in absentia.

The event is scheduled for April 29, and Trump is not planning to attend.

“We’re fighting absurdity with absurdity.”

With a new late-night show on the horizon, we look back on his body of work.

Kushner holds more clout than even Karen Pence or her husband, Mike.

The concept might sound familiar.

“Stay snitching, America.”

“It’s refreshing to be hit with a firehose constantly. It’ll be very energizing until we all have heart attacks in a few weeks.”

Maybe professional poker isn't for you, Kellyanne Conway.

“Saying John Lewis isn’t a ‘man of action’ is like me saying Donald Trump is all tax returns, no tweets.”

One last time.

"There has not been a time in my public life or my presidency where I feel as if I have had to bite my tongue."

"Don't amplify the toddler's voice, because you'll just get trapped in the toddler's world."