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The 23 Worst Ways to Be Killed by Jason Statham
In which we update one of our favorite features.
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In which we update one of our favorite features.
Also, we talk about the chems.
The Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers, yes. Everything else, meh.
Whitney Houston's last film also did solid biz.
ParaNorman comes in third.
Yipee-kai-yay ... takethisquiz!
And yet in most movies, they're practically invulnerable.
Have you ever seen Arnold Schwarzenegger open his eyes so wide?
This sequel is aggressively dumb, aggressively macho, and just plain aggressively aggressive.
Including a lady!
"Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking."
"Big f*cking guns."
Meet the new recruits.
Well, it's certainly not Ladies' Night.
Also: There is a third Hemsworth brother!
Chuck Norris!
For Expendables 2!
More details on last week's fatal accident.
A botched explosion is to blame.