But we'll print you out a copy for $10 if you want.
"Thank You for Being a Friend" sounds really funny in this language!
Stories about a blessed cast by the future Desperate Housewives creator.
Joey's a Rose, and Chandler's a Dorothy. How to choose?
We kick off our Sitcom Smackdown, a bracket that pits Cheers, The Simpsons, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, and twelve more comedy greats against each other to find the ultimate champion.
And it's surprisingly dark.
Bea Arthur looks gorgeous!
Anyone else seeing hints of Lululemon?
Really? That's what you wanted permanently etched into your skin? Zombie Bea Arthur?
Luke, Betty White is your father.
Get a speed round of holiday wishes from 30 Rock, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Urkel, Cindy Brady, Murder She Wrote ...
The Office's Kate Flannery and Oscar Nunez found a Golden Girls T-shirt, but they suspiciously left out the Fear Factor fanny pack.
Thank you for being both a friend and a solid inspiration for body art.
Sophia Petrillo: now even tinier!
Marc Cherry thought it would be fun to turn the Golden Girls cast into zombies for a Halloween display.
The gang's all there, just with slightly larger bosoms.
Geez, more sad news: 'Golden Girls' star Rue McClanahan died early this morning of a stroke.
Arthur passed away on Saturday after a battle with cancer.
There's just something about 'Golden Girls' — and Getty in particular — that gets a girl all worked up.
Which Muppet? Which superhero? Which Golden Girl?