Wahlbergs Compete for Today’s Worst PerformanceYesterday, someone called Mark Wahlberg’s work in ‘The Happening’ the worst performance ever — that was before Donnie sang on the ‘Today’ show.
Vulture’s Summer Movie ReviewThe Vulture Department of Predicting the Future is pleased to reveal the critical reaction and box-office results of summer 2008’s biggest popcorn flicks.
Guessing M. Night Shyamalan’s Next Surprise EndingApparently The Happening is about an airborne virus that somehow causes people to commit suicide in gruesome ways. As stupid as that sounds, though, we’re pretty sure the movie — just like all of Night’s other ones — will have a trick ending that’s even stupider.