That's a whole lotta 'pede.
Even he's got standards.
Just in time for Oscar season.
A lot worse, according to gruesome new details!
From Emerson College.
It's too early in the morning for this, but it's probably always too early in the morning for this.
Or, you know, don't play it.
A.O. Scott and Manohla Dargis both wussed out.
Spoiler alert: It won't be easy.