- 3/4/13 /
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Here’s The Onion’s Report On the Quvenzhané Wallis Incident
"The trusted news outlet has never been more popular, more admired, or more respected among Americans."
The Onion
- 2/25/13 /
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The Onion Apologizes to Quvenzhané Wallis
"No person should be subjected to such a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire."
- 2/25/13 /
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The Onion Drops a C-Bomb on Quvenzhané Wallis, Enrages So Many People
Yikes.
- 10/12/12 /
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The Onion Launching Its Own Version of TED Talks
What is the biggest rock?
- 7/19/12 /
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Watch Episode Two of Sex House
Beware the vents!
- 7/12/12 /
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Watch ‘Sex House,’ a Reality-Show Spoof From The Onion
"Meeting new people is always a wonderful treasure."
- 1/10/12 /
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Learn About the Witch Who Tried to Steal Beyoncé’s Baby
Evil witch Grisora wants Beyoncé's "babe," and she'll stop at nothing. Nothing!
- 6/20/11 /
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Watch Tom Hanks’s Onion Pulitzer Campaign Video
He's in physical pain.
- 6/15/11 /
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Watch The Onion’s Highly Informed Green Lantern Review
"Suddenly, boom, he's the Green Lantern, and he's forced to...deal with something, I'm not really sure."
- 6/10/11 /
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Read ‘Onion-Like,’ Your One-Stop Tumblr for Real News Headlines That Sound Fake
"Service Rat Licks Woman When It's Time To Take Meds," etc.
- 5/27/11 /
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Read ‘Literally Unbelievable,’ a Site Devoted to People Taking The Onion Seriously
Oh boy.
- 5/25/11 /
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Watch The Onion’s Exclusive Report on Harry Potter: Part 2: Part 2
Warner Bros. will turn the last four minutes into seven separate films.
- 4/26/11 /
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See The Onion’s Interview With the 5-Year-Old Fast Five Screenwriter
He spent a whole day on the script.
- 3/31/11 /
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See 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once: An Onion Report
Sony Pictures is working to secure the Heigl vault as quickly as possible.
- 9/8/10 /
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The Onion Reports on the New Book How to Thrust Your Fat Into a More Appealing Shape
Just squelch it right down.
- 8/3/10 /
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‘Overcome Stress by Thinking of It As a Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race of Creatures’: The Onion Reports
In a new book, author Christine Eckard shares her favorite pro tips for relaxation.