- 3/21/12 /
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The Situation Is Going to Rehab
Will the next season of Jersey Shore be a dry one?
The Situation
- 3/16/12 /
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A Chilling Glimpse Into Why Jersey Shore Should Call It Quits
We make unsettling predictions for what would happen to Snooki et al., if allowed to continue for one more season.
- 8/17/11 /
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Abercrombie & Fitch Will Pay The Situation to Not Wear Their Clothes
But things weren't always so hostile.
- 8/10/11 /
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Watch The Situation Hit On Jesse Eisenberg in Italian
For future reference, "ciao" is not a "line" that works on Eisenberg.
- 3/16/11 /
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The Situation Gets Booed While Roasting Donald Trump
Because booing is what you do at roasts.
- 12/20/10 /
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What Did the Jersey Shore Gang Do on Their ‘Vacations’?
From Snooki experimenting with satellite-dish-size hats to Pauly bonding with Goofy, it's all here.
- 12/1/10 /
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Watch the Blooper Reel From The Situation’s Workout DVD
"I am 100 percent in delirium right now."
- 11/22/10 /
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The Situation Is Lonely
"Obviously it's a blessing — the women and the money and the fame, but at the same time it's — it's actually very lonely. Very lonely."
- 11/16/10 /
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Watch Bristol Palin and The Situation’s Excruciating Pro-Abstinence PSA
"Abstinence has the word abs in it."
- 11/4/10 /
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Jake Gyllenhaal Kick-starts Anne Hathaway’s Oscar Campaign
Plus: Will Ferrell, shoplifter.
- 10/20/10 /
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The Situation Teaches You How to Beat Up the Beat
Jezebel has landed an early copy of 'Here's the Situation.'
- 10/13/10 /
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Dancing With the Stars No Longer Has a ‘Situation’
The 'Jersey Shore' star was eliminated tonight, even after changing his haircut.
- 9/29/10 /
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Poor Michael Bolton Did Not Take His Dancing With the Stars Dismissal Well
"My mom was there, she flew in, she's 90 ... I thought she was really going to enjoy it."
- 9/28/10 /
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What Dance Moves Will Best Accentuate The Situation’s Situation?
"Probably he should be more sexually open to women’s sensual side."
- 9/12/10 /
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See All The (Crazed? Mostly Quite Tame) Looks From The VMAs Red Carpet
Work work fashion baby; get your Halloween costume ideas here...
- 8/23/10 /
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The Situation to Dancing With the Stars
Shirtless.
- 8/23/10 /
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The Situation Having More Lucrative 2010 Than Michael Cera
He'll make $5 million this year.