Will the next season of Jersey Shore be a dry one?
We make unsettling predictions for what would happen to Snooki et al., if allowed to continue for one more season.
But things weren't always so hostile.
For future reference, "ciao" is not a "line" that works on Eisenberg.
Because booing is what you do at roasts.
From Snooki experimenting with satellite-dish-size hats to Pauly bonding with Goofy, it's all here.
"I am 100 percent in delirium right now."
"Obviously it's a blessing — the women and the money and the fame, but at the same time it's — it's actually very lonely. Very lonely."
"Abstinence has the word abs in it."
Plus: Will Ferrell, shoplifter.
Jezebel has landed an early copy of 'Here's the Situation.'
The 'Jersey Shore' star was eliminated tonight, even after changing his haircut.
"My mom was there, she flew in, she's 90 ... I thought she was really going to enjoy it."
"Probably he should be more sexually open to women’s sensual side."
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He'll make $5 million this year.