And a whole lot of laughs.
After a terrible summer, does Tinseltown need a bailout?
The Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers, yes. Everything else, meh.
And yet in most movies, they're practically invulnerable.
There are some stories that just aren't meant to be event movies.
"In my opinion, having sex with a woman is not much different than having a coffee with a woman."
Was anyone else hypnotized by the oddness of his hairpiece?
The sci-fi remake barely cracked $26 million.
But still had a robust opening weekend.
With only incense, an iPod, and green tea for company.
This incarnation by Underworld and Live Free or Die Hard director Len Wiseman is just noise — aural and visual
"I just got a warm tingle in my areole thinking about it."
Total Recall's three-breasted prostitute is one of the film's most memorable images. But is the extra body part worth it?
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Get your ass to Mars!
Stuff blows up!
Eyes up here.
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"It's hard to avoid a third mammary gland," says star Colin Farrell.
Hey, where's Colin Farrell?
Triple-breasted alien lady? Intact.
It'll no longer go head to head with Total Recall.
But where are the tri-boobs?
Let's stop with this new trend of five-second teasers that come out before a trailer premiere.
It's starkly, deliciously unrecognizable from the 1990 original.