It's like quitting smoking, but cooler!
What happens in f*cking Vegas stays in f*cking Vegas.
We'd buy tickets. Just saying.
Rap! In! Space!
Literally the best brother ever.
Perez Hilton is so not a golden doodle.
Like a googly-eyed greeting card come to life!
All the colors!
Like you wouldn't play.
Hot diggity dog, indeed.
Sad faces, happy faces.
We will dog-sit for free!
This ain't your momma's chess.
Merry Christmas, you're inactive!
Are you in the spirit?
Peppermint throws shade at the Mayans.
Can you clarify, Mr. President?
Oh my, indeed.