And hopes to meet Obama.
From the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
"You tell Reggie, his right-hand man, to hook that shit up!"
"And the whole press line just saw that."
Let's hope Bristol Palin and Chris Colfer can find something to talk about.
Those jokes aren't old, they're just mature.
Conan may disagree.
Nikki Lindt’s 'Landscapes and Small People #4' (2007).
Whoa! Seems like the 'Lost' writers' room got awfully itchy during the strike, and when they got back all they wanted to do was blow some stuff up.
Plus: Judah Friedlander on his impressive genealogy, and Nathan Lee on Anthony Lane.
During writing sessions for Broadway's 'Cry-Baby,' the Fountains of Wayne bassist enforced a strict no-pizza rule.
Dancing zombies? Michael Jackson impersonators? Vulture is there.
One of the many charms of 'The Office,' for superfans at least, is that members of the writing staff often get speaking roles.
ASIMO, a humanoid robot, is set to lead an orchestra in a performance of "The Impossible Dream." Start hoarding canned food.
The serious Abu Ghraib documentary or the stoner Guantánamo comedy?