Warning: David Cook’s Album Leaked to InternetAll those coming in contact with the album should be advised that it contains high levels of dour post-grunge, middling radio rock, and pitchy caterwauling.
ByLane Brown
earsores
Hillary Gets CookedAt a ceremony last night, Clinton ‘was treated to a rendition of ‘The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face’ by David Cook,’ reports the ‘Post.’
David Archuleta to Save ThanksgivingRightful ‘American Idol’ winner David Archuleta will appear in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on November 27.
ByLane Brown
politics
Barack Obama to Meet David Cook on ‘SNL’If Obama can withstand the pitchiness without running from Rockefeller Center screaming and covering his ears, it is our firm belief that he will win the presidency.