The Best Jack Handey Joke EverMark Peters has a new column over at McSweeneys called “Best Joke Ever,” where he’ll look at the greatest jokes from various funny people. In […]
ByElise Czajkowski
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A Letter from the Worst Improv Audience Member“It wasn’t long into the show before the performers exposed themselves as the deadbeat hacks I now know them to be. Immediately after the […]
ByJesse David Fox
Presidential Metaphors For a Presidential Day“It’s like cartwheeling naked through a cactus field.” - Grover Cleveland, “What It’s Like Being President, Metaphorically Speaking” on […]
ByHallie Cantor
The Year’s Best Humor Writing 2011It’s a good thing I enjoy humor because, if I had to estimate, I’d put the number of humor pieces I’ve read this year somewhere in the low […]
A Message from a TSA Full-Body ScannerToday on McSweeney’s, A Message from a TSA Full-Body Scanner: “For nearly a decade, lightly-trained TSA employees have been forced to […]
ByAdam Frucci
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersMcSweeney’s republished it’s classic seasonal piece “It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers” today. If you are unfamiliar, you really […]
I Am the Orson Welles of PowerpointToday on McSweeneys, I Am the Orson Welles of Powerpoint: “No two of my PowerPoints are the same. While I have yet to craft my Citizen Kane, I […]
ByAdam Frucci
Competition Changes PeopleA Hot Air Balloon Captain Addresses His Crew On the Eve of a Very Important Hot Air Balloon Race: “Point is, this ain’t hot air balloon racing […]