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June 21, 2012
My Five Favorite Onion News Network Videos of the Hundreds We Made This is my last week as head writer of the Onion News Network. The business side at The Onion, you may have heard, has decided to relocate the […]
By Carol Kolb
Mar. 21, 2012
The Onion News Network Is No More A day full of such IFC joy cannot avoid bringing with it a little IFC sadness. The Onion News Network has made its last broadcast and will not […]
By Hallie Cantor
Oct. 10, 2011
ONN Offers a Sneak Peak at the New Steve Jobs 2
There’s too soon, and then there is impressively soon; this video is from the ONN episode airing this week. In it, the Onion News Network […]
By Halle Kiefer
Oct. 4, 2011
Scenes from Behind the Scenes of The Onion News Network I walk over to Suzanne Sena, the star of satirical news program Onion News Network, which premieres tonight at 10 p.m. for its second season on […]
By Joshua Kurp
Aug. 2, 2011
ONN Writers Unionize Under WGAE, Keep The Fake Headlines Coming
We got a hot, throbbing anonymous tip that the writers of the Onion News Network joined WGA-East as of today, thus staving off the need for […]
By Halle Kiefer
June 28, 2011
Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit
Here’s the latest from the Onion News Network, “In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit.” I had no idea what we were […]
By Adam Frucci
June 21, 2011
Joad Cressbeckler Should Have the Final Word on the Gay Marriage Debate
There are few things better than The Onion’s Joad Cressbeckler, so I was of course excited to see today’s new installment of The Cressbeckler […]
By Adam Frucci
June 7, 2011
Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind
Here’s a new one from The Onion News Network, in which their morning show encourages thrifty travelers to save money by taking vacations […]
By Adam Frucci
Apr. 26, 2011
It’s Funny Because It’s Awwww: The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Behind Fast Five
In a video conceived by Chris Kelly, the kindergartner who wrote Fast Five chats with The Onion’s Today Now! about his new action-packed film. […]
By Halle Kiefer
Apr. 12, 2011
Dating Advice From The Onion: ‘Men Love Blowing Their Load Into a […]
We’ve all been there: you and a guy are bringing each other to screaming orgasm, but for whatever reason you just can’t seem to catch his eye. […]
By Halle Kiefer
Feb. 17, 2011
Report Finds Troubling Rise In Teen Uranium Enrichment
Here’s a new clip from the Onion News Network in which they report on the new teen craze: enriching uranium and selling it to rouge states. Be […]
By Adam Frucci
fake news
Jan. 17, 2011
Mitch Semel to Head Onion ’s TV Arm Semel will ramp up even more TV content.
By Julie Gerstein
Jan. 3, 2011
New Clips From IFC’s Onion News Network
IFC has released a couple of new clips from The Onion News Network, which premieres on the 22nd. Above, “Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous […]
By Adam Frucci
Dec. 9, 2010
Crashing and Burning on a Roundtable Show, Both on TV and In Your Head
Today on the Onion News Network we’ve got an especially out-there episode of “In the Know”:Is Pundit Duncan Birch A Worthless Idiot? Featuring […]
By Adam Frucci
Dec. 7, 2010
Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney’s Funeral
A particularly dark one from The Onion News Network this week: “Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney’s Funeral.” But as […]
By Adam Frucci
Nov. 30, 2010
Chinese Gossip Blogger Fights For Freedom To Post Celebrity Up-Skirt Photos
New today from the Onion News Network, “Chinese Gossip Blogger Fights For Freedom To Post Celebrity Up-Skirt Photos.” Freedom is a beautiful […]
By Adam Frucci
Nov. 23, 2010
Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon
This week from The Onion News Network, we’ve got “Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon.” Come for the pointed […]
By Adam Frucci
Nov. 18, 2010
A First Look at the Onion News Network’s TV Show
The Onion News Network is a goldmine, consistently pumping out amazing videos week after week. So it’s exciting to see them moving to TV with […]
By Adam Frucci
Nov. 16, 2010
Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan
Today from the Onion News Network: Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan. See, this is the sort of […]
By Adam Frucci
Nov. 9, 2010
Joad Cressbeckler May Be the Funniest Character On the Internet Right Now
The ONN is already the most consistently-funny outlet for web comedy right now, almost never putting out a dud of a video. But even by those […]
By Adam Frucci
Oct. 28, 2010
AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans
New today from the Onion News Network: AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans. This is so wrong, yet so amazing.
By Adam Frucci
Oct. 19, 2010
Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister
New from the Onion News Network: Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister. As someone who went to a big school with a […]
By Adam Frucci
Oct. 15, 2010
The Top Five Web Comedy Videos of the Week Did you not have time to watch funny videos this week, what with work and life keeping you busy? Don’t worry, you can catch up with the week’s […]
By Adam Frucci
Oct. 11, 2010
Biden Invites Nation’s Women To Tax Policy Discussion At Private Mountain […]
This week’s Onion News Network video exposes Vice President Biden’s plan to woo the nation’s ladies.
By Adam Frucci
Oct. 8, 2010
The Top Five Web Comedy Videos of the Week Did you not have time to watch funny videos this week, what with work and life keeping you busy? Don’t worry, you can catch up with the week’s […]
By Adam Frucci
Oct. 6, 2010
Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk
The Onion News Network takes on how a bit of booze makes even the most sedentary people suddenly act like world-class athletes.
By Adam Frucci
Sept. 21, 2010
Joad Cressbeckler: NASA Honeyfuggling America With Nonsense Space Dreams
Joad Cressbeckler is who would fill the Bill O’Reilly role on Fox News if Fox News had existed in the late 19th century. Yet another amazing […]
By Adam Frucci
Aug. 30, 2010
Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck The Onion News Network, in top form: “She was just a normal kid, she wasn’t some fat, dumb Mormon fuckface who should’ve drank herself to death […]
By Adam Frucci