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Ted Cruz
last night on late night
Dec. 21, 2023
Seth Meyers Has Some Notes on Ted Cruz’s Stand-Up
“I have a question: what is politics now?”
By
Bethy Squires
last night on late night
Feb. 22, 2021
John Oliver Dissects the ‘Amazing’ Ted Cruz Cancún Saga
“Because the first rule of fatherhood is throw your daughters under the bus at the first opportunity.”
By
Devon Ivie
snl
Feb. 21, 2021
Aidy Bryant’s Ted Cruz Has Vacation Braids, No Shame in
SNL
Cold Open
“I’m pretty bad at human stuff.”
By
Charu Sinha
extremely online
Feb. 18, 2021
Ted Cruz Can Run to Cancún, But He Can’t Hide From These Memes
These Ted Cruz memes are keeping us warm today (because Ted won’t).
By
Charlotte Walsh
celebrity memoirs
Jan. 27, 2021
Ted Cruz Nemesis to Publish Memoir
Seth Rogen’s first book will be out May 11.
By
Rebecca Alter
feuds
Jan. 24, 2021
Seth Rogen Logged On to Do Pottery and Hold Ted Cruz Accountable
And he’s all out of clay.
By
Rebecca Alter
midterms
Nov. 6, 2018
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Reports Live From the Beto-Cruz Midterms Race
“You can’t ignore me, Ted! I’m not overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming!”
By
Megh Wright
last night on late night
Oct. 23, 2018
Colbert Imagines What JFK Conspiracy Trump Can Spread About ‘Beautiful’ Ted Cruz
Nothing can top Trump suggesting Cruz’s dad helped plan a presidential assassin, but it’s worth a shot.
By
Halle Kiefer
last night on late night
Oct. 7, 2018
SNL
Managed to Find the Most Depressing Place in America: A Ted Cruz Rally
Texas has a fever. And the only prescription is more Beto O’Rourke.
By
Devon Ivie
politics v hollywood
July 21, 2018
Ted Cruz Thinks James Gunn Should Be Prosecuted for His ‘Child Rape’ Tweets
“Wow.”
By
Devon Ivie
June 17, 2018
Ted Cruz Wins One-on-One Basketball Game Against Jimmy Kimmel
May that all celebrity Twitter feuds be settled in a basketball game we all get to watch.
By
Halle Kiefer
last night on late night
June 12, 2018
Jimmy Kimmel Trash-Talks Ted Cruz Ahead of One-on-One Basketball Showdown
The pair face off Saturday in the Blobfish Basketball Classic.
By
Halle Kiefer
June 1, 2018
Jimmy Kimmel Accepts Ted Cruz’s One-on-One Basketball Challenge
“Maybe we should do this the Monday before the midterms. It would be fun to see him lose twice in one week, right?”
By
Megh Wright
bad ideas
Feb. 22, 2018
Ted Cruz Really Did Not Nail This
Simpsons
Analogy About Gun Control
If only the senator from Texas had thought this one through a little bit more.
By
Jordan Crucchiola
extremely unnecessary beefs
Dec. 17, 2017
Mark Hamill Gets Into It With Ted Cruz Over Net Neutrality
The Twitter beef you didn’t know you wanted, and still don’t.
By
Halle Kiefer
last night on late night
Sept. 13, 2017
The Best Late-Night Jokes About Ted Cruz Watching Twitter Porn
“‘Ew,
gross
,’ said the porn stars after hearing that Ted Cruz watched them.”
By
Hunter Harris
June 1, 2017
Samantha Bee and Al Franken Trade Ted Cruz Insults on ‘Full Frontal’
Here’s a clip from last night’s Full Frontal, where Samantha Bee sits down for a brief chat with Al Franken to promote his new book Giant of […]
By
Megh Wright
the answer to the ultimate question
Mar. 21, 2017
Ted Cruz Used
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
to question Neil Gorsuch
After you finish
1984
and
Handmaid’s Tale
, Ted Cruz has a recommendation for you.
By
Tolly Wright
2020 election
Dec. 30, 2016
Charlie Sheen Wants a Sheen/Cruz 2020 Ticket
Make America Winning.
By
Tolly Wright
last night on late night
July 22, 2016
Seth Meyers Took a Closer Look at Trump’s Speech
And also made a great Ted Cruz joke.
By
Nate Jones
huh? in cleveland
July 21, 2016
You Did Good, Ted Cruz
If anyone has ever said those five words before, it wasn’t me. But here we are.
By
Liz Meriwether
last night on late night
Apr. 28, 2016
Coach Stephen Colbert Gives Ted Cruz a Pep Talk
There’s no crying in sportball.
By
Halle Kiefer
last night on late night
Apr. 19, 2016
Samantha Bee Readies New York for the Primary
Only in New York! And also everywhere else.
By
Halle Kiefer
last night on late night
Apr. 15, 2016
Here’s Jimmy Fallon on the Phone With Ted Cruz
As the Donald.
By
Sean Fitz-Gerald
Apr. 11, 2016
Ted Cruz Makes His ‘Tonight Show’ Debut on Thursday
Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (or as Donald Trump calls him, “Lyin’ Ted”) is heading to The Tonight Show this week. Deadline reports […]
By
Megh Wright
Mar. 28, 2016
Ted Cruz Will Appear on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ This Wednesday
Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz is heading to Jimmy Kimmel Live this week. According to Deadline, Cruz has signed on to visit Kimmel’s […]
By
Megh Wright
last night on late night
Mar. 24, 2016
Lindsey Graham Laughs In Horror on
Daily Show
“My party’s completely screwed-up.”
By
Halle Kiefer
Mar. 23, 2016
Ted Cruz Quoted
The American President
What is fiction?
By
E. Alex Jung
super drumpfday
Mar. 2, 2016
‘Donald Drumpf’ Tops Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz in Google Searches
For every 100 Trump searches earlier today, there were 25.8 Drumpfs.
By
Sean Fitz-Gerald
last night on late night
Jan. 26, 2016
Watch Colbert’s Commentary on Trump and Cruz
“Texas senator and half-melted G.I. Joe Ted Cruz.”
By
E. Alex Jung
Jan. 8, 2016
Jessica Williams Critiques Ted Cruz’s Latest Campaign Ad on ‘The Daily […]
Here’s a clip from last night’s Daily Show, where Trevor Noah welcomes correspondent Jessica Williams in a segment called “Advertisement […]
By
Megh Wright
Dec. 21, 2015
Here’s the Awful Parody Ad Ted Cruz Ran in Iowa During ‘SNL’
Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz already gave comedy a great gift by releasing hours of raw, cringeworthy campaign ad footage (that The Daily Show […]
By
Megh Wright
saturday night live
Dec. 13, 2015
Watch Will Ferrell Bring George W. Back to
SNL
For one glorious cold open.
By
Jackson McHenry
everything is a remix
Dec. 4, 2015
The Daily Show
Remixes Awkward Ted Cruz Footage
In “Cruz Your Own Adventure.”
By
Halle Kiefer
Dec. 4, 2015
‘Full Frontal’ and ‘The Daily Show’ Are Having Lots of Fun with Those Ted […]
In case you missed it, earlier this week it was discovered that Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz uploaded over a dozen hours of raw […]
By
Megh Wright
last night on late night
Nov. 19, 2015
Seth Meyers Explains the Syrian Refugee Debate
Consider it a dress rehearsal for next Thursday.
By
Nate Jones
equal time
Nov. 9, 2015
Trump Rivals Can Get 12 Minutes of NBC Airtime
Thanks to FCC rules.
By
Nate Jones
star trek politics
July 26, 2015
Was Captain Kirk a Republican? Shatner Says Nope
Ted Cruz prefers Kirk to Picard. Uh-oh.
By
Greg Cwik
2016
June 11, 2015
How Seth Meyers Is Positioning Himself As Late Night’s Political Kingmaker
With Letterman gone and Stewart soon to follow, the genre’s two highest-profile political voices are going silent. Enter Meyers.
By
Bruce Fretts