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  1. the sports section
    And a Cat Runs Into the End Zone!If you don’t listen to this incredible football play-by-play, you hate fun.
  2. tv
    Tonya Harding, Adam Rippon to Compete on Dancing With the Stars Athlete EditionDancing With the Stars will do an athletes-only edition.
  3. the sports section
    Diddy Wants to Be the New Owner of the Carolina PanthersHe threw his hat into the ring after current owner Jerry Richardson announced plans to sell the team following allegations of workplace misconduct.
  4. lawsuits
    How Justin Bieber’s Swollen Balls Got a Hospital Employee Fired*Eyes emoji*
  5. movies
    Johnny Depp Passed on Face/Off Because It Was Not a Movie About HockeyThankfully, this gave us the masterpiece we have today.
  6. the sports section
    LeBron James, Not Humble, Is Teasing Kendrick Lamar’s New AlbumIt’s a King James sing-along!
  7. the sports section
    Roger Federer Might Have Bad Taste In MoviesHe didn’t like La La Land’s ending.
  8. basketball
    The Roots Wrote a Basketball Musical for the NBA All-Star GameStarring Daveed Diggs, Michael B. Jordan, Jidenna, and others.
  9. the sports section
    Bill Murray Gives Random Cubs Fan a Free TicketHark! A wild Bill appears.
  10. the sports section
    Billy Corgan Smashes His Relationship With TNA Wresting, Sues OwnersThe wrestling world is a vampire, too, apparently.
  11. the sports section
    Laurie Hernandez Has a Flippin’ Good Time Throwing Out a First PitchU-S-A! M-E-T-S!
  12. the sports section
    Smashing News: Billy Corgan Is the New President of TNA WrestlingThis guy can’t be tamed.
  13. the sports section
    Pitch to Premiere Episode in Baseball StadiumsA pitch-perfect tactic.
  14. the sports section
    Leicester City’s Historic EPL Win to Be a Film Maybe next time, Man City.
  15. espys 2016
    Chance the Rapper Pays Tribute to Muhammad Ali at the ESPYsHe performed an original song in honor of the GOAT.
  16. espys 2016
    ESPYs Host John Cena Explains How Sports Are Just Like Pro WrestlingRoger Goodell is Vince McMahon.
  17. espys 2016
    NBA Stars Give ESPYs Speech on Racial InjusticeCarmelo Anthony, Chris Paul, Dwyane Wade, and LeBron James speak out.
  18. the sports section
    How Fat Elvis Became Obsessed With RacquetballHe became so addicted to the game that he even had plans to build a chain of racquetball facilities all over the country.
  19. the sports section
    Giants Recreate Full House Opening CreditsStarring Brandon Crawford as John Stamos.
  20. the sports section
    Astros Force Taylor Swift to Resched Houston GigIt avoids a conflict with a potential playoff game.
  21. the sports section
    LeBron James Signs With WB; Space Jam 2 Up Next?Maybe!
  22. the sports section
    Lil Wayne Wore a Cheesehead at the Super BowlSee the photo!
  23. the sports section
    Did the Black Eyed Peas Stop You From Switching to the Puppy Bowl?The halftime show was … interesting?
  24. the sports section
    Lil Wayne Goes on ESPN to Reveal the Highly Endearing Origin of His Green Bay Packers Fandom“I remember drinking out of Packers cups for years.”
  25. reappraisals
    Anderson Reviews 13-Year-Old SelfSam Anderson reviews ‘Flight,’ the 1990 Michael Jordon biography he wrote as a 13-year-old, recently unearthed in his mom’s garage.