"My heart is racing and I smell like King Kong's asshole."
Seven Reasons No One Cares About Jersey Shore Anymore
One: Watching the same cast year after year just got boring.
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The Faces of Snooki
From Elegant Snooki to Don Draper Snooki to Art Fan Snooki, we have 'em all.Let's explore
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About the show
- Schedule
- Thursdays, 10 p.m.
- MTV
- Cast
- Nicole Polizzi
- 'Snooki'
- Paul Delvecchio
- 'Pauly D'
- Jenni Farley
- 'J-WOWW'
- Mike Sorrentino
- 'The Situation'
- Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
- 'Ronnie'
- Vinny Guadagnino
- 'Vinny'
- Sammi Giancola
- 'Sammi Sweetheart'
- Deena Nicole Cortese
- 'Deena'
- Creators
- Anthony Beltempo
- SallyAnn Salsano
- Executive Producer
- SallyAnn Salsano
- Producers
- Scott Jeffress
- Jacquelyn French
- Debut
- December 3, 2009
- Official Site
- http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/
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Which Brilliant Words of Advice Do the Jersey Shore Girls Offer Honey Boo Boo?
"We're different in society; they're different in society." Civil rights for all!
Can NBC Comedies Survive? and Five Other Burning Questions About Thursday Nights
What's at stake for Glee this season?
It Took Six Days for Snooki’s Baby to Score a People Magazine Cover
Hi, Lorenzo Dominic. This is a little awkward.
Goodnight Sweet Guidettes: A Eulogy for Jersey Shore
This upcoming season will be the reality show's last. Are we sad? Are you?
MTV Cancels Jersey Shore
The show's sixth season will be its last.
They Park Wherever They Want, and Six Other Observations From Snooki and JWOWW’s Neighbor
Over the six weeks of filming, Adam Robb, who has lived in Jersey City since 2008, evolved from nosy neighbor to amateur paparazzo.
Watch Tyler, the Creator Get Punk’d (and Ronnie From Jersey Shore, Too)
Good to see Bam Margera working, too.
Watch Snooki’s Google Chrome Commercial
Saddest baby book ever.
The Situation Is Going to Rehab
Will the next season of Jersey Shore be a dry one?
A Chilling Glimpse Into Why Jersey Shore Should Call It Quits
We make unsettling predictions for what would happen to Snooki et al., if allowed to continue for one more season.
Recaps
Ep.13 - The Icing on the Cake
Jersey Shore Recap: Memento Shore-y
And just like that, it was over.
Ep.12 - Raining Men and Meatballs
Jersey Shore Recap: I’m Your Private Guido
Mike's headed back to the pole.
Ep.11 - Awkward
Jersey Shore Recap: Peace in Our T-Shirt Time
This week, we handed out apologies like so many recovering pill-addicted juice heads.
Ep.10 - Shore Shower
Jersey Shore Recap: Trash Bag Redux
This week, the house threw Snooki a "shore shower."
Ep.09 - Make It Unofficial
Jersey Shore Recap: Situation No Win
In which Mike breaks up with his girlfriend Headband, sort of.
Ep.08 - Control the Crazy
Jersey Shore Recap: We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Butt Pad
Well, this week picked up a little bit, no? SOME things happened.
Ep.07 - Great Meatballs of Fire
Jersey Shore Recap: When a Man Loves a Meatball
On last night's installment of the Insane Brown Posse farewell tour ...
Ep.06 - Let's Make It Official
Jersey Shore Recap: Beware of Guidos Bearing Gifts
Deena was sprung from the chokey, and her parents were most displeased.
Ep.05 - Merp Walk
Jersey Shore Recap: Caged Meat ( ... Balls)
This episode's barely beating heart was the Roger-Jenni shove/drink toss.
Ep.3/4 - Toxic Shots Syndrome
Jersey Shore Recap: Pregnancy House of Horror
We all watched the debate last night, right?
Ep.1/2 - Once More Unto the Beach
Jersey Shore Recap: Nothing Bronze Can Stay
Final season starts NOW.
Ep.11 - We Are Family
Jersey Shore Recap: All Guido Things Must End
"What am I going to do now?" Snooki wonders in the finale. Good question.
Ep.10 - One Meatball Stands Alone
Jersey Shore Recap: Inside Out
"A bonjo? A bango?"
Ep.09 - The Truth Will Set You Free
Jersey Shore Recap: Get It Back Tenfold
"There should be a butter named after me, 'cause I'm so smooth."
Ep.08 - Sharp Objects
Jersey Shore Recap: Crabbing and Fishing
And forcing drinks on people to lower their sexual resolve.
Ep.07 - Love at the Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore Recap: Have Your Cake and Beat a Stranger
"We make the batter or whatever, we put it in the pan, after all is said and done, this is going to be an amazing cake."
Ep.06 - The Follow Game
Jersey Shore Recap: Acne of the Nether Parts
And Vinny is wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with a Modest Mouse lyric.
Ep.05 - Nothing But Nice
Jersey Shore Recap: Loyalty and Betrayal
Vinny wants some tats, as soon as he gets this whole crotch-acne thing cleared up.
Ep.04 - Free Vinny
Jersey Shore Recap: Let Go and Let God
"We barge into Vinny's house like we're a SWAT team."
Ep.03 - Dropping Like Flies
Jersey Shore Recap: Vinconsolable
"My identity is tearing off at this point."
Ep.02 - One Man Down
Jersey Shore Recap: Things Start Getting Real
Or at least very depressing.
Ep.01 - Hurricane Situation
Jersey Shore Premiere Recap: The More You Know
"A mixture between a mullet, mohawk, and faux-hawk."
Ep.12 - Ciao Italia
Jersey Shore Recap: So Long, Italy, Sorry for the Mess
Mike says farewell with an apology that could be some sort of trap.
Ep.11 - Situation Problems
Jersey Shore Recap: Meatball Soup
If you like watching people fall down and bespoil hot tubs, this is the episode for you.
Ep.10 - Damage Is Done
Jersey Shore Recap: The Truth About Snooki
Why is Jionni still taking her calls? Other than for camera time, mind you.
Ep.09 - Episode 09
Jersey Shore Recap: The Worst Day of Snooki’s Life
Snooki soldiers on without Jionni. Kind of.
Ep.08 - Episode 08
Jersey Shore Recap: The Boyfriend’s Back
Jionni and Snooki take over for Ronnie and Sam.
Ep.07 - Episode 07
Jersey Shore Recap: Livin’ la Vida Cuca
If you have a minute, go to your kitchen and find two oranges ...
Ep.06 - Episode 06
Jersey Shore Recap: The Adventures of Louie and Tony
Ron and Sammi whine, Snooki yells at a priest, and Pauly and Vinny impersonate themselves.
Ep.05 - And the Wall Won
Jersey Shore Recap: Situation Critical
Mike's head-butting the wall will be played in highlight reels, and at his funeral when he dies of self-inflicted blunt trauma.
Ep.04 - Crime and Punishment
Jersey Shore Recap: Hurricane I-Ron
The battle of Mike and Ron almost begins.
Ep.03 - Twinning
Jersey Shore Recap: Isn’t It Romantical?
And it begins: the return of Ron and Sammi.
Ep.02 - Like More than a Friend
Jersey Shore Recap: Under the Tuscan Bum
And they all, all fall down.
Ep.01 - Italy Gets Smushed
Jersey Shore Recap: An International Situation
Welcome to Italy!
Ep.14 - Reunion Special
Jersey Shore Recap: Reunited, and It Feels So Gross
The roomies get back together one more time to parse a season's worth of poop and borderline assault.
Ep.13 - At the End of the Day
Jersey Shore Recap: One Last Fight for the Road
The season ends, and SamRon go out the way they came in: screaming at each other.
Ep.12 - A House Divided
Jersey Shore Recap: Tales of Anti-Romance
Vinny's earrings turn him into a bejeweled monster, Pauly D decides which hookups stay or go, and the inevitable SamRon suicide/murder grows closer.
Ep.11 - GTF - Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting
Jersey Shore Recap: Dog Torture, Facials, and Fighting
A slow, meandering episode ends with the return of the SamRon battles
Ep.10 - A Cheesy Situation
Jersey Shore Recap: The Cheese Hides Alone
A night of horrific sights and sounds concludes with Mike being fooled into thinking his hookup smells Parmesany.
Ep.09 - Kissing Cousins
Jersey Shore Recap: Punk’d Drunk Love
In retaliation for their marshmallow shenanigans, the Situation sends Deena and Snooki on an unannounced trip across the river.
Ep.08 - Episode 08
Jersey Shore Recap: Blood, Poo, and Tears
This week, it's basically a recrap.
Ep.07 - Cabs Are Here!
Jersey Shore Recap: Breakups and Smash-Ups
Tonight's show was awesome, especially if you like near-domestic violence with people standing by and doing nothing!
Ep.06 - Should We Just Break Up?
Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki’s in Love, at Least Until Dinner
Sammi and Ron, however, enjoy being in hate.
Ep.05 - Drunk Punch Love
Jersey Shore Recap: If It’s Thursday, Someone Must Be Getting Punched
Sammi hitting Ron, some analingus, and dogs watching roomies have sex. What didn't this episode have?
Ep.04 - Free Snooki
Jersey Shore Recap: Romance Is Not Dead
With Snooki out of jail, she takes a hard look at her own drinking, and she and JWOWW take a longer look at love. Or the 'Jersey Shore' equivalent.
Ep.03 - Where's the Beach?
Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki Fought the Law and the Law Won
After defying the laws of etiquette by sticking her butt in a fridge, Snooki discovers she can't defy Jersey's laws.
Ep.02 - It's Gonna Be an Interesting Summer
Jersey Shore Recap: Hiding (Among Other Things) in a Bush
This week's dirty filthy dozen includes Snooki's act of camouflage, Ron and Sammi's trip to church, and an aborted threesome.
Ep.01 - Back to the Shore
Jersey Shore Recap: Let the Punching Begin!
The twelve key moments from the season premiere, from the vibrator conversation to "I'm a walking holiday."
Ep.13 - Back Into the Fold
Jersey Shore Recap: Quoth the Crow, ‘This Sucked’
"When I'm not hanging out with you, I don't want to do anything else."
Ep.12 - Deja Vu All Over Again
Jersey Shore Recap: ‘Usually You Don’t Have Sex With Your Big Brother’
"She looks so good, she looks like the ultimate stripper."
Ep.11 - Girls Like That
Jersey Shore Recap: ‘It Goes in Salt Water, You Idiot’
"Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be the pimp of all pimps."
Ep.10 - Gone, Baby, Gone
Jersey Shore Recap: Where Are the Juicehead Gorillas?
"Standing in the other corner, at 322 pounds, the Staten Island Dump!"
Ep.09 - Dirty Pad
Jersey Shore Recap: Angelina and the Case of the Bathroom Accident
"Did you ever get kicked in the coo-ca?"
Ep.08 - All in the Family
Jersey Shore Recap: ‘All My Friends Are Grenades’
Best line of the season?
Ep.07 - Episode 07
Jersey Shore Recap: It Puts the Lotion on Its Butt
"But he gave you a Fossil watch."
Ep.06 - Not So Shore
Jersey Shore Recap: A Pain in Our Eye
Somehow, a fight between Sammi and Ronnie becomes a fight between Sammi and JWOWW. Elsewhere, Mike has a thing with a tranny.
Ep.05 - The Letter
Jersey Shore Recap: Heartbreaks and Hippos
The boys juggle hook-ups, Sammi finds the anonymous note, and Snooki mourns her relationship with Emilio.
Ep.04 - Breaking Up
Jersey Shore Recap: Wait a Minute, Mr. Postman
The girls concoct a crazy plan to tell Sammi about Ronnie's infidelities. So who was this week's classiest cast member? And why didn't Pauly get more screen time?
Ep.03 - Creepin'
Jersey Shore Recap: The Tale of the Missing Breast Implant
Who won this week's Class-Off? Hint: It's not Ronnie.
Ep.02 - The Hangover
Jersey Shore: Debuting Our New ‘Jersey Shore Class-Off’
Each week, we pick the classiest of the bunch. Find out who won on last night's episode! (Hint: It's not Angelina.)
Ep.01 - Goin' South
Jersey Shore Premiere Recap: The Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown Returns!
"I’m putting Vaseline on my face, I’m taking my earrings outs, I’m putting my hair up, and I’m beating the crap out of her."
Ep.09 - That's How the Shore Goes
Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown
"If you're hungry, try a Snickers."
Ep.08 - One Shot
Jersey Shore Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown (Part Deux)
"She's mad weird, that chick."
Ep.07 - What Happens in AC
Jersey Shore Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown (Part One)
"I don't understand that religion, what it is. I just wanna get to the business."
Ep.06 - Boardwalk Blowups
Jersey Shore Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown
"Gym, tanning, laundry. You know, that's how they, like, make the guidos."
Ep.05 - Just Another Day at the Shore
Jersey Shore Recap: This Week’s Top Ten Catchphrases
"I'm a vet tech. I save animals, I don't kill them."
Ep.04 - Fade to Black
Jersey Shore Recap: Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown
Chill out, Freckles McGee.
Ep.03 - Episode 03
Jersey Shore Recap: Tongue-Kissing Catchphrase Countdown
"Yo, seriously, she's like on a whole 'nother level on pickles."
Ep.1-2 - A New Family; The Tanned Triangle
Jersey Shore’s Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown
"I love the Situation."