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Season 03
Episode 24
Baby on Board

Modern Family Recap: Down in Calexico

“Spoiler alert.” How often do we get to use that warning for an episode of Modern Family?

Season 03
Season 02

S.03
Ep.23
'Tableau Vivant'

Modern Family Recap: Contentious Combinations

Characters pair up in different ways, and all the bonding time leads to a ton of bickering, of course.

S.03
Ep.22
'Disneyland'

Modern Family Recap: Disneyland Adventures

The theme-park trip is a sitcom cliché — one that Modern Family handled with great humor.

S.03
Ep.21
'Planes, Train and Cars'

Modern Family Recap: Vehicular Issues

This week, everyone has more transportation trouble than usual.

S.03
Ep.20
'The Last Walt'

Modern Family Recap: Death Comes for Walt

Smiling is just Claire's coping mechanism, okay?

S.03
Ep.19
'Election Day'

Modern Family Recap: Election Day

Everyone attempts to get out the vote for Claire. They fail miserably.

S.03
Ep.16
'Send Out the Clowns'

Modern Family Recap: Drunken Clowns

The show goes more slapstick than it has all season.

S.03
Ep.17
'Leap Day'

Modern Family Recap: That Time of the Month

The 29th.

S.03
Ep.16
'Virgin Territory'

Modern Family Recap: Cool Dad

“Dad, she’s still a sweet little doll."

S.03
Ep.15
'Aunt Mommy'

Modern Family Recap: Egg Donor

"This kid needs football.”

S.03
Ep.14
'Me? Jealous?'

Modern Family Recap: Green-Eyed Monster

“You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but you cannot make her laugh."

S.03
Ep.13
'Little Bo Bleep'

Modern Family Recap: Naughty Words

“You know I have two weaknesses: children cursing and old people rapping.”

S.03
Ep.12
'Egg Drop'

Modern Family Recap: Competitive Spirit

From egg drops to sing-offs.

S.03
Ep.11
'Lifetime Supply'

Modern Family Recap: Hanging on the Telephone

“See you in hell, Klaus.”

S.03
Ep.10
'Express Christmas'

Modern Family Recap: Fast As You Can

Everyone make Christmas!

S.03
Ep.09
'Punkin Chunkin'

Modern Family Recap: What Would Phil Dunphy Do?

“It just tastes a little flat…I think this is a job for cumin.”

S.03
Ep.08
'After the Fire'

Modern Family Recap: Welcome to Relaxistan

“You have your fans. I have mine. Someday your fans are gonna work for my fans.”

S.03
Ep.07
'Treehouse'

Modern Family Recap: The Gift of the Vagi

"You’re the whole package — I just prefer somebody who has a package.”

S.03
Ep.06
'Go Bullfrogs!'

Modern Family Recap: Sex and the Suburbs

Claire channels Samantha on a rare night out on 'Modern Family.'

S.03
Ep.04
'Episode 04'

Modern Family Recap: The Tenacity of a Puggle

"I love them because they're a different mix of breeds — just like America."

S.03
Ep.03
'Door to Door'

Modern Family Recap: Stop the Madness

"Do you want a princess hat?"

S.03
Ep.02
'Episode 02'

Modern Family Recap: How Awesome Are People?

"So awesome."

S.03
Ep.01
'Episode 01'

Modern Family Recap: Saddle Up

On the heels of all those Emmy wins, 'Modern Family' begins season three.

S.02
Ep.24
'Episode 24'

Modern Family Recap: Rocking the Boat

In the season finale, Jay gets a year older.

S.02
Ep.23
'See You Next Fall'

Modern Family Recap: Falling Down

Physical comedy gets a showcase.

S.02
Ep.22
'Good Cop, Bad Dog'

Modern Family Recap: I Drink Your Milkshake

Claire and Phil switch parenting roles, and there's a puppy.

S.02
Ep.21
'Mother's Day'

Modern Family Recap: Mommy and Me

It's Mother's Day.

S.02
Ep.20
'Someone to Watch Over Lily'

Modern Family Recap: Child Custody

Mitch and Cam decide who gets Lily, and Claire and Phil lose Luke.

S.02
Ep.19
'The Musical Man'

Modern Family Recap: The Show Must Go On

A musical goes horribly awry, but not without some fun lyrics.

S.02
Ep.18
'Boys' Nights'

Modern Family Recap: Reconcilable Differences

This week, everyone learns to try new things.

S.02
Ep.17
'Two Monkeys and a Panda'

Modern Family Recap: Ta-Da!

"We don't want our bodies in these drawers where God cannot find us."

S.02
Ep.16
'Regrets Only'

Modern Family Recap: The Wedge

Beware the psychological dangers of the wedge salad.

S.02
Ep.15
'Princess Party'

Modern Family Recap: Death of a Party

"Whoa, you came here in a limo? Are you rich?"

S.02
Ep.14
'Bixby's Back'

Modern Family Recap: Missed Connections

"This weekend I can't wait to go see the baby pandas at the thoo."

S.02
Ep.13
'Caught in the Act'

Modern Family Recap: Sex and Juicebox Stains

Claire and Phil learn to lock their door, while Cameron learns not to prematurely spill his juice.

S.02
Ep.12
'Our Children, Ourselves'

Modern Family Recap: Croctopus

"It's an obsessive-compulsive thing, I've read like a hundred articles about it."

S.02
Ep.11
'Slow Down Your Neighbors'

Modern Family Recap: Speed

"Bullets! A laser! A laser-falcon!"

S.02
Ep.10
'Dance, Dance Revelation'

Modern Family Recap: Men! Men! Men!

How many great episodes does it take to make up for a wobbly beginning to a second season? Three, apparently.

S.02
Ep.09
'Mother Tucker'

Modern Family Recap: Hands-on Mom

"Show me on Lily's doll where my mother touched you."

S.02
Ep.08
'Manny Get Your Gun'

Modern Family Recap: Shoot ’Em Up

"You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles, she'd learn to move a little faster."

S.02
Ep.07
'Chirp'

Modern Family Recap: Alarmed

"Beep beep, you're not a man!"

S.02
Ep.06
'Halloween'

Modern Family Recap: Fear and Loathing

"I'm a monogamous social drinker and Claire only sleep-hits me."

S.02
Ep.05
'Unplugged'

Modern Family Recap: Diversity Wars

"I don't get how one barking dog keeps you awake when you slept through cockfights and revolutions."

S.02
Ep.04
'Strangers on a Treadmill'

Modern Family Recap: It’s Not Funny

"I have always found your beard off-putting."

S.02
Ep.03
'Earthquake'

Modern Family Recap: Aftershocks

"It was the nineties. We'd just lost Princess Di. I was at sea.”

S.02
Ep.02
'The Kiss'

Modern Family Recap: Slap the Chicken, Kiss Your Lover

"You mess with us, we mess with you. That's the custom."

S.02
Ep.01
'The Old Wagon'

Modern Family Premiere Recap: Girls, Castles, and Automobiles

"It was my Vietnam, and I was in Vietnam."

Schedule

Wednesdays, 9 p.m.
ABC

Cast

Ed O'Neill:
‘Jay Pritchett’
Sofia Vergara:
‘Gloria Delgado-Pritchett’
Julie Bowen:
‘Claire Dunphy’
Ty Burrell:
‘Phil Dunphy’
Jesse Tyler Ferguson:
‘Mitchell Pritchett’
Eric Stonestreet:
‘Cameron Tucker’
Rico Rodriguez:
‘Manny Delgado’
Nolan Gould:
‘Luke Dunphy’
Sarah Hyland:
‘Haley Dunphy’
Ariel Winter:
‘Alex Dunphy’
Aubrey Anderson-Emmons:
‘Lily Tucker-Pritchett’

Creator

Steven Levitan, Christopher Lloyd

Producers

Steven Levitan, Christopher Lloyd, Chris Smirnoff, Jeffrey Morton, Paul Corrigan, Dan O'Shannon, Brad Walsh, Jason Winer, Bill Wrubel, Danny Zuker

Debut

September 23, 2009

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