Don Draper, meet Frank Gallagher.
In the season finale, the Gallaghers deal with jail time and love.
The Gallaghers get in trouble with the law.
The Gallagher parents continue their reign of terror.
Is worse than Frank Gallagher.
Frank sobers up, though for characteristically selfish reasons.
"They want you to validate them for the bad life choices they made as educators."
"I wanted a little girl, but there weren't any."
"I'm willing to put this whole thing behind us if you'll just let me borrow an old lady for a few hours."
Even Frank's bartender knows something is wrong.
"I'll still have to charge you for this."
So many people watched.
"Just Google 'Ansel Elgort' and you will literally not regret it. His face? He’s so perfect."
To make sure 2015 is filled with shame and lies.
"I mean, I love Sam Rockwell, like, so much."
She wrote a fake scene for her co-star.
He was just doing his job!
Californication is still on!