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Trump capriciously chooses between Marlee Matlin and John Rich, and Tom has a lot to get off his chest.
Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Final Two
It's hard to get worked up about a final task that involves Dee Snider.
Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Wonders If Meat Loaf Is Emotional or Unbalanced
His constant weeping is touching in a way, but then tips over into insanity, especially when he recites an ode to Trump.
The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on Bin Laden’s Death Trumping the NeNe/Star Nonsense
"The gulf between Donald Trump’s faux-populist bullying and the iron will it takes to actually run the country has never seemed so massive."
Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Worst Task Ever
Teams are forced to shill for Trump himself for two hours, and none do it well.
Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Gary Busey Debacle
"I know that Busey suffered drastic head trauma after his horrible motorcycle accident and he’s not all there, but he is also a dick."
Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Unraveling of La Toya
She responds to budget constrictions by basically saying, “Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!”
The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Marvels at the Meat Loaf Meltdown
When Phil Rizzuto said “we got a real pressure cooker going here” in “Paradise by the Dashboard Light," he was talking about the empty overheating cauldron socked squarely between Meat Loaf’s ears.
Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Warms Up to NeNe, the Warwick Slayer
Only one woman is brave enough to stand up to the evil way-to–San Jose–knower.
Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Says Dionne Warwick Is Not What Friends Are For
You were not drafted to be on this show, Dionne. The Dell Dude would’ve filled your seat with an enthusiasm that would’ve made our hearts sing!
The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: As Players Put On a Kids Show, Tom Scharpling Fears for the Children
Unless I have fallen asleep and this is some sort of dream I’m trapped in, things have gone waaaay off course at some point.
The Celebrity Apprentice Premiere Recap: Tom Scharpling Shoots Fish in a Barrel
Mentally ill fish. In a big glass barrel designed expressly for mentally ill fish. With a gun filled with mentally-ill-fish-killing bullets.
Yup, just as stupid as you'd imagined.
La Toya Jackson, Star Jones, Gary Busey, and Richard Hatch are just some of the contenders.
"Can I use a landline?"
One of them is related to Michael Jackson.
Everyone lives under a bus.
In spite of (because of?) his health problems, the former Poison front man and 'Rock of Love' lothario becomes the next 'Celebrity Apprentice.'
Get better soon, Bret.
Don't turn his boardroom into a locker room!
All of Zooey's Zany Sex Euphemisms From 'New Girl'
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Supercut Of Invisible Reflections
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